13 years and they’re still married
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste
And this ladies and gentlemen is Captain America.
me during sports class
BUT HE WAS BEING CHASED
The day I got called mature was the day I realised I could be a professional actor