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I like Being Human, Doctor Who and Sherlock among other things. I love reading and tea. If you ever meet me in the 'real' world don't expect much.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ❒Single ❒Taken ✔ I don't want to get married. I want to stay single and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset...

interrobangphan:

this fucking movie i swear

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saltedvagina:

it’s destiny’s child

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not destiny’s children

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cherrylickers:

cigarettesandguitarstrings:

kanyewesticle:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

imageThis is the post that killed him.

IT GOT BETTER

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untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

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dorkkybatch:

Did your parents know too, that you spent two years playing hide and seek? Maybe.

posted 3 hours ago with 23,271 notes
$250 for a meet and greet? You better get to suck their dick or something

- my mom (via acciothehungergames)
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bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

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Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

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I’m just gonna bullshit it.

- my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)
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terrance-shmerrance:

realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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I would putt his gif on my blog regardless, in fact I’m pretty sure I have before

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"The truth is… I’m in love."

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