onlylolgifs:

Dog knows difference between bath and walk.

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Take those headphones off right now!

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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"When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god."
- Melanie Exler strengthenizer (via strengthenizer)
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asmymlivural:

If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this

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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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thefrogman:

10 Jobs For Wombats [video] [h/t: sizvivdeos]

Posted 4 hours ago on August 29 with 40,828 notes · Source

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
Posted 4 hours ago on August 29 with 152,170 notes · Source

assbuttsalad:

castiel-the-consulting-angel:

i-think-i-m-adorable:

Season 1 » Season 9

some things never change

well they were trying to kill each other before and now they’re trying to kill themselves

Posted 5 hours ago on August 29 with 104,163 notes · Source
  • tumblr staff: hey guys we've just added this new feature to the site, isn't it great?
  • xkit guy: here's the extension to get rid of this one
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livvefast:

nordegrafs:

mmmyesquite:

uhuhanniebananie:

tltty:

i don’t even know if i like blogging anymore it’s kinda just routine

people say the same thing about cocaine

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you fucking moron you dont inject cocaine

excuse u i injected 5 cocaines i bet you havnt even drank one marijuana

Posted 6 hours ago on August 29 with 349,409 notes · Source

Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One of These Or Just Know What It Is

gyorklady:

ashashi-corner:

ginathethundergoddess:

yugichrist:

xeppeli:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

reblogthings:

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It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is

wtf is this some kind of choclat bar

This object has killed over 400,000 people

oh my god. 

Guys.

We’re old.

WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW

*PANICS*

Okay, now only reblog if you know how this:

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relates to that up there.

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artlung:

Mo’ne Davis leads her team to the Little League World Series
Davis will be the first American girl to play in Williamsport since 2004. She downplayed her personal accomplishment, but her pitching performance on national television showed that gender is no barrier.
"More girls should join boys’ teams so it could be a tradition and it wouldn’t be so special," she said.
Photo: Philadelphia Inquirer

artlung:

Mo’ne Davis leads her team to the Little League World Series

Davis will be the first American girl to play in Williamsport since 2004. She downplayed her personal accomplishment, but her pitching performance on national television showed that gender is no barrier.

"More girls should join boys’ teams so it could be a tradition and it wouldn’t be so special," she said.

Photo: Philadelphia Inquirer

Posted 7 hours ago on August 29 with 10,684 notes · Source


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